It's opposite day and that's why I'm smiling
About all the phone numbers I keep dialing
To tell everyone I hate that I love you
You shrug and you smile when you hear the good news
About how I'd love to walk in your shoes
Look me right in the eye and tell me that you love me too
There are letters to write and places to visit
For 24 hours I'll eat my own shit
Pretend like I'm jesus and we can all be friends

'Cause it's opposite day Oh yea,
Though tomorrow I might hate you
And probably the next day too
And it's opposite day...
And I love you.

It's opposite day and Metallica's new stuff
Is so much better than Master Of Puppets
And I don't need a shower 'cause I don't stink
It's opposite day and I'm eating a big steak
And washing it down with a frosty milkshake
I truly believe that all cows have to die.

'Cause it's opposite day that's why
Though tomorrow I'll eat tofu
And probably the next day too
And it's opposite day
so fuck tofu