Load up on grunge and be depressed
Its fun to do for two minutes
Theres no award for self absorbed
Before you know youre 34
Youre old, youre old, youre old, how old

Man, its nice out, and this day is
Made by God, now, celebrate it
Life is too brief, lets complain less
You Nirvana imitators
Look at Dave Grohl, for example
Now hes cheerful, like the Beatles yeah!

Now worships not what I do best
Its hardest if I feel depressed
But when I do exalt His name
It always helps to kill the pain
Hallel, hallel, hallel, hallel

Were alive now, and this day is
Made by God now, and were plain blessed
Dont be stupid couch potatoes
Youre not Elvis in Las Vegas
Try to not go avocado
Try to be mo jalapeno yeah!

And I forget things while I praise
Oh, yeah, His blessings make me smile
Ive found its hard its hard to whine
And yell with Heaven on mind
Hallel, hallel, hallel, hallel

When were wiped out, and this day gets
Very hard now, and it drains us
Ive ready through this in Isaiah
Wait on God now, and Hell take us
From the bottom of the barrel
To the ski slopes, fly like eagles
Jeremiah 29 the leventh line does
Let us smile cause better times are set to find us
Never mind Doug, Wendy Whiner get on fir