It was the night before
when I knocked on your door
had the buttons of your dress in my eye
Three o'clock in the morning when my mind is dawning
I remember what I've done and I cry
You make me feel like a man
who can't see that his time has come
You're so pretty, I'm so dumb,
I'm the first man on the sun

Stuck a fork in my leg
trying to remember your name,
hid my trousers as they slowly bled
Caught my brain in my zip,
let my intelligence slip
as I failed to get you into my bed
Can't make me feel like a woman
who can see that her time has come
You're so pretty, you're so dumb,
I'm the first man on the sun(x3)
I'm the First man(x2)
I'm the First man on the Sun

It was the night before
when I knocked on your door,
put your fingers to my head and went bang
Put her hand down my trousers
and pulled out my tongue,
she was lucky to get life and not hanged
You make me feel like a man
who can't see that his time is done
You're so lovable, I'm a thug,
I'm the first man on the sun(x3)
I'm The First Man(x2)
I'm The First Man on the Sun