You never would believe
The things that I have seen
In my professional career
Well people can be cruel
But honestly I never meant to hurt you

I'm just a car crash collaborator
I'm just a cold cash negotiator

As you crawl from the debris
Remember that it's just the way I feed my family
I'm sorry 'bout the scars
At least you can still count yourself among the living

I keep one eye on the road
And the other on your rear
Because when you least expect it
Got the most to fear
You got the most to fear

From a car crash collaborator
I'm just a cold cash negotiator
Baby I'm a car crash collaborator
I'm just a cold cash negotiator

Sipping on an oxygen cocktail
With an ambulance chaser...