A Valentine’s Day party,
I didn’t think you’d show.
You don’t like making entrances alone;
You’ve got a new friend…
Likes to go to movies,
Like to drink red wine.
Sounds familiar, better hold on tight,
A film school drunk can be so hard to find.
You’ve got a new friend,
And the two of you don’t ever seem to part…
Now I’m the odd man gone.
You’ve got a new friend,
And your mom’s got you convinced that he’s the one
He’s all you need, so forget me
Marry him at once
But if you ever change your mind…
I could still but that box of wine.
I still have your copy of Harold and Maude,
But you’ve got a new friend