in your latest play and I know what your critics will say
They''ll say you should''ve stayed home and your mind wanders then it roams

They''re just jealous of your throne

You''ve had a little to drink but first night jitters shouldn''t make you think
of giving up the ghost, it''s what you do best and I love the most
But they''ll say you should''ve stayed home and go over you with a fine tooth comb

They''re just jealous of your throne

So please don''t close the show
take a deep breath and then blow
everyone away and close your ears to the small minds that say
You sing in a monotone that sounds best on the telephone

They''re just jealous of your throne