i had a lovely brunch with Jesus Christ.
He said, "two words about inanity: fundamental christianity."
the food was very nice.
but then He had to go and die for my sins
and stick my ass with the check.

"show me a hero and ill write you a tragedy,"
(go near an open window and thatll be the end of me).

i bowed before the avatar.
he said, "the problems clear to me: you never got over morrissey."
i said "well, right you are!"
"its so much harder to be underfed than under-understood," he said.

"show me a hero and ill write you a tragedy,"
(go near an open window and thatll be the end of me).

i went to see KIP WINGER!
he said, "in my day we knew how to party;
bands today, cmon, not hardly."
he had a back-up singer (doo doo doo doo).
he said, "the metal scene is a disgrace,
but i aint got no dog in that race!"

"show me a hero and ill write you a tragedy,"
(go near an open window and thatll be the end of me).

dont despair, your mother loves you.
dont be proud because she has to.
dont despair, your mother loves you.
dont be proud, she got