You know that I''m lying
I swear I was only protecting your heart

But there are some reasons
And also some pictures
Which if you saw they would rip you apart
And I won''t watch you cry
Goodbye, I''m an asshole

I''m almost a tall guy
And fairly good looking
So people they trust me but sometimes they''re wrong
I have often wondered
Which one was the taller
My old Alexander or Kubla Khan
And would they watch you cry
Goodbye, I''m an asshole

I was a pig
And never no good
Now you can see through the streams in your eyes every nickel is wood

Your lines are all fading
Your model''s all last year
I am still a young man and I need a new car

Your friends will all hate me
But I know I''m smarter
I''m in love with a fan and she thinks I''m a star
And she will never
So I won''t ever
I won''t watch you cry
Goodbye
I won''t watch you cry
Goodbye, I''m an asshole