Yes, you made me whince
You said I'd like to write a letter
To praise a famous murderer for his deeds
And the headmaster said you would go far

And you sit alone in your room
It's amazing what you do with a bottle of perfume

We've found a place for you to stay

Yes, you make me cringe
You said Picasso was a cripple because he murdered very little
And a baby just can't enjoy the war

Idiots think about girls
I will be on the front of the News of The World

We've found a place for you to stay
We've found a place for you to stay

And the Police are fools
And the Police are supposed to rule you
And the Police are fools
And the Police are supposed to rule you

You can walk in the alleyways at night
You know I've got my pride
Neighbourhood watch - It's a popular pastime
But it never solves any crimes

And Coffee doesn't wake you up
And Coffee doesn't wake you up
And Coffee doesn't wake you up
It tastes
It tastes
It tastes
It tastes