Well baby Johnny-Two-Times took a walk alright

To the hard-on row, it was a cold dark night

Meaner than Satan, smooth as a shark

Around the corner of love he heard the wild dogs bark

He heard the lady scream all down the line

He pulled down his pants and got ready to grind



Now little Suzy Ballcrush she was pretty messed up

In her evening gown looking for you know what

She met the two-times man, such an ugly sight

She said its do or die and then he pulled a knife



Like the stars in the sky

They shine so bright at night

But theres trouble ahead

This is what I say:



Its gonna be a cold heart disaster

Are you talking to me now?

Said Suzy to the master

Its gonna be a cold heart disaster

Should have stayed at home

Or walked a little faster



Well baby Johnny-Two-Times pretty hot tonight

Walking down the street gently stroking his knife

Meaner than Satan, crude as a dog

With a smile on his face he took a ride on the hog



Little Suzy Ballcrush dont you be afraid

Because bad motherfucking Johnny is minute made



So dont you ever feed hungry birds in the street

Cause you never know who youre about to meet

Theres a lesson they learned and then their fingers got burned

Because of bad fucking Johnny I can hear Suzy cur