Will Dupree,
Fills my mind Will ecstacy
What more can I say?
I can't help talking to him everyday
I may seem like a freak,
to talk of such a person
But I see him everyday of the week,
never cursin
Will's so cool
He probably sees me as a fool
This isn't a love song
But the point is going to be taken, so wrong
Yeah buddy, he's the man
I'm such a fan
He's so neat
He's awful quiet
Don't try and deny it
Some say I'm gay,
to sing about a guy, everyday
But hey,
What can I say?
What more is there to say?
about Will (and his coolness)?
Afterall,
Is it so wrong?
To dream of a man, such as Will
Don't freak out, your turning a mountain, into a hill...
Oh, no
Oh, but I will never see
That Will hates the livin shit out of me
Oh man, I will never see
That all I am to him...
Yeah, all I am to him is just a little stalker psychotic mullet-headed little bitch
little bitch...
Yeah, just a little fuckin bitch
That he doesn't like and never will
Maybe I should keep my hands off, Will
Yeah, maybe I will never see
That Will hates me
Oh, yeah
And maybe I will never see
That why I'm obsessed with him...
Is cuz I'm gay and I'm in love with him
He's so cute
But oh, he hates me
And oh, now it's so clear to me
That Will Dupree
Hates
Me