When are the stupid preps
Ever gonna learn
That they need to shut up
Before we all turn
Against them, so we
Can do our worst
That we might be crazy
We might be cursed
But we're willing to fight
Those cheerleading whores
Payback's a bitch
So let's settle the score

They wear so much make up
You can't see their face
They're obsessed with their nails
They HATE second place
Can't stand to be near them
Pushing out their chests
I now know what hate is
Don't you hate the preps?

They're so STUPID they think
That 'cause I'm crushin' on their boyfriend
The whole freakin' world's
Coming to an end
He don't even like me
I don't know why they're upset
Ain't nothin' gonna happen
Besides, he's a prep

They wear so much make up
You can't see their face
They're obsessed with their nails
They HATE second place
Can't stand to be near them
Pushing out their chests
I now know what hate is
Don't you hate the preps?

So these much-too-preppy preps
Are tryin' to get under my skin
Think it's gettin' to my head
But they're never gonna win
You may think I treat them badly
You might think I'm bein' cruel
But I HATE the way they treat my friends
How they think they're like, totally cool
(Like, totally!)

They wear so much make up
You can't see their face
They're obsessed with their nails
They HATE second place
Can't stand to be near them
Pushing out their chests
I now know what hate is
Don't you hate the preps?