monday, time for alchemy
i'm buried behind the gallery
come in and see a band
from norway or japan
pick up the cd while your able
somwhere on a tiny german label

miss gothic n.y.c
they save a dance for me
and please deposit if you please
some black lipstick on my pee-pee

monday, time for alchemy
so come in and have a pint
there's a hideous man named mike
and a bunch of gothic tykes
and george at the bar
with his fake fangs on
and holds everything
they're playing my song
'it gets so lonely being evil...'

it's monday night again
so pull up a chair my friend
and jason and althea
will be oh so glad to see ya
come get cake on your velvet cape
here at alchemy mondays