Here's my report on life so far,
Time is short till the
Headaches, shaking, sitting in the
Lobby, watching fish swim in their own shit.
He wished he could go two strokes ago.

So to God up on his throne, won't you spare the jokes.
While you watch all of us choke
Are you sitting laughing, rationing
Out mercy on our souls? This can't be how things go.
He wished he could go two strokes ago.