I was eight years old at the astrodome waiting in line to pee-pee the urinal line seemed to take forever and it all came down to me I unzipped my toughskins and pulled out my little wee-wee some drunk guy said, "hurry up, kid" but I couldn't spring a leak I can't pee in front of you but you can pee in front of me I can't help that I get stage fright I have urinary anxiety and so it has been for 15 years I can't seem to shake my pee-pee fears I gotta have a lock on the bathroom door before I can make the water fall on the floor I can't wait for those moments in the shower hot water on my chest, full power laugh as the lemonade hits the porcelain ha-ha-ha I can't pee in front of you but you can pee in front of me I can't help that I get stage fright I have urinary anxiety I'm getting better at breaking boundaries I'm learning to let myself be free but whether I ve won the war or not we'll just have to wait and see when I can whip it out anywhere whether or not anybody's there when I can just relax and pee then I can declare victory I'm on a mission I don't need your permission I can pee in front of you you can pee in front of me I ain't got no more stage fright no urinary anxiety.