Half past five, I'm in the pub Six o'clock it's home for grub Eight o'clock its back to the bar Fuck the walk, ill take my car


(chorus: Knock it back, I'll have another one, drinkin' and drivin' is so much fun. Knock it back I'll have another one, drinkin' and drivin' is so much fun)


You, me, and the time to roam Don't forget the highway code Keep your head on, keep your cool Must avoid the right phone pole


(chorus)


In the motor, off you go Not too fast and not too slow See a spot and take your pick Out of the car door to be sick.


(chorus) x3