Man I Hate Brandon German,
he acts like Pee-Wee Herman
He tries to deny he's gay
But I'll never believe it for one day...
Hey!

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He lies a lot
He claims he's hot and smokes pot but,
He's really not and,
(He) Spreads rumors bout everyone
When he's around you just can't have no fun

God I Hate (Brandon) German
He reminds me of a sour, no good verman
How can you like him?
His personality and ways (are) so dim
He pisses me off daily,
I heard his drag name was Hailey...
Now

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He's got mind tricks
And a little dick
Or so I hear from
Someone so dear
That he claims to not know
But I feel he's a ho

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He smokes squares tryin to be cool
Even though, I know he's a fool
He changes his opinions every 15 seconds
(Xaver: Ay, What rhymes with seconds?
John: Man, I don't know)

I didn't think you were true,
The very first fuckin time I met chu
Too bad you don't eat (bamboo?)

No one likes Brandon German,
He's a stupid two-faced rumor spreadin motherfucker
But, maybe one day, he'll die