Half a day behind
And miles away
I'm on a beach

The only one around I know
Who can't enjoy the heat

I bought the postcard
Now I have to write the words
I left the country
There's a chance you might have heard

Grand Cayman is great
Of course it is
Weather like this

Living is great
Of course it is
What else did you think?

What else did you think?

I said I want a man and
Not a boy
You left the room

The Caribbean sun
So leaves me cold
You never do

I want to see you
I so want to see you bleed
I can't believe I paid for this
There's nothing here I need!

Grand Cayman is great ...