Ooklah the punk was going to the show
Ooklah the punk fought Lou Ferrigno
Ooklah the punk was struggling for some lyrics
Ooklah the punk says anything that fits

Ooklah! Now you're lying in a gutter
Ooklah! Hates his father and his mother
Ooklah! Oh your skin is just like butter
Ooklah the punk

Ooklah the punk hates everywhere he goes
Ooklah the punk says what do you know?
Ooklah the punk says how do you do?
Ooklah the punk says I'm better than you

Ooklah! Smoking drinking now he's thinking
Ooklah! Feeling like he should be kneeling
Ooklah! Sees damnation wants salvation
Ooklah the punk

I want to be saved like you
And I want to be your friend too
I want to be saved like you
And I want to be your friend too

Ooklah the punk went to a revival
Ooklah the punk bought himself a new Bible
Ooklah the punk he reads it everyday
Ooklah the punk says YIPPEE KIE YAY!!!

Ooklah! Now we're at the end of story
Ooklah! On a one way trip to glory
Ooklah! Now everything is hunky dory
Ooklah the punk

I want to be saved like you
And I want to be your friend too
I want to be saved like you
And I want to be your... friend...
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