I flip the channels on TV
And see some sumos on the screen
I know now what I want to be
I'll put my hair all up in braids
I'll get to eat food all the day
And for this I will get big pay

I'm a full fledged sumo wrestler wanna-be
Even if you keep on making fun of me
But you know that's all I'll ever try to be
I'm a full fledged sumo wrestler wanna-be
Even if you keep on making fun of me
But you know that's all I'll ever try to be

I'll be a "big" celebrity
And "big" is really what I mean
And you know that this is my dream
No one will ever pick on me
What they will feel is jealousy
When I win the champion trophy

I'm a full fledged sumo wrestler wanna-be
Even if you keep on making fun of me
But you know that's all I'll ever try to be
I'm a full fledged sumo wrestler wanna-be
Even if you keep on making fun of me
But you know that's all I'll ever try to be

One day I'll be there fighting for the USA
My whole country routing for me to save the day
My opponets will fight in fear when they take me on
The glorious day when I am crowned Grand Champion

I flip the channels on TV
And see some sumos on the screen
I know now what I want to be
I'll be a "big" celebrity
And "big" is really what I mean
And you know that this is my big dream

I'm a full fledged sumo wrestler wanna-be
Even if you keep on making fun of me
But you know that's all I'll ever try to be
I'm a full fledged sumo wrestler wanna-be
Even if you keep on making fun of me
But you know that's all I'll ever try to be
Sumo... Sumo... Sumo...
Sumooooooooooooooooooo...