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Burned a new hole in my tracksuit today,
Smoking Soap Bar without an ashtray,
Red-hot nylon dripping on my skin,
I ripped the fucker off, and threw it in the bin,
Soap Bars cheap, and sos my clothes,
Theyve got to be cause of all the fucking holes,
It tastes like shit and it makes you cough,
And its the fucking rubber in it that gets you off.

Yeah, I smoke Soap Bar with lots of bits of plastic,
I leaves mine in it cause it tastes fantastic,
Skunk costs too much, I cant see the appeal,
Of smoking Port Rocky, Soap Bar or Gold Seal,
Smoke Rocky in a bong, bucket or hot-knives,
Bake it in a cake for your Mam as a surprise,
I smokes Green, and its gone in an instant,
But Soap Bar lasts, cause its fucking consistent.

Smoking on up, Soap Bar in the sky,
Ill smoke Soap Bar till I fucking die,
Before I die and they lay me to rest,
I will always smoke Soap Bar, thats the best.

Last night I went out driving in my car,
I sparked up a fat spliff of fucking Soap Bar,
A Blim-burn burned right down to my dick,
And while I was distracted, I fucking crashed into a
Brick wall, the car was fucking battered,
The bonnet flipped up and the windscreen shattered,
Youre better off smoking The Green instead,
Cause it dont Blim-Burn and its better for your head.

Soap Bar! Sitting in a deep sweat,
Thinking! Ive got to get some Rocky for the,
Weekend! The sight of Draw excites me,
Stick it in a bong, light it up and chug a fucking,
Whitey! Burning holes in my tracky,
This shit always happens when Im smoking fucking Rocky,
Youve heard it on the news; youve seen it on the telly,
Add up for moving Soap Bar down fucking Liz Werry
I do it like a little cause light the fucking thing as always
I used to smoke Skunky but it was far too smelly, man!

Smoking on up, Soap Bar in the sky,
Ill smoke Soap Bar till I fucking die,
Before I die and they lay me to rest,
I will always smoke Soap Bar, thats the best.

Most Soap Bar comes from fucking Holland,
They make it out of oil, and tires and pollen,
Diesel, Miramar, Flat-Press too;
These are types of Soap Bar available to you,
These little bits of plastic you find inside;
You can use those as a quality guide,
Of the standard of Soap Bar that you are smoking,
The more bits of plastic means the better the toking.

Eat a Hash-cake but wait a while,
Itll take about an hour aint Draw versatile,
You can burn it, eat it, or smoke it in a spliff,
Space shakes, Draw gateaus, you knows it Delia Smith,
Lying in your bed dropping blimps on your pubes,
Selling Draw to your mates but its really Oxo cubes,
When youre cooking up draw, be quick dont lick it,
Cause its really fucking hot and itll burn your fingers.

This bloke said to me; You havent got a clue,
About the damage that Soap Bar can do to you,
I tried to see things from his point of view,
But I couldnt fit my head up his asshole too,
The bloke was wrong, I knows my stuff,
I knows if I smoke it, Im gonna feel rough,
My lungs are fucked and my throat is raw,
Cause the thing about Soap Bar; its fucking hardcore.

Smoking on up, Soap Bar in the sky,
Ill smoke Soap Bar till I fucking die,
Before I die and they lay me to rest,
I will always smoke Soap Bar, thats the best.

Well anyway I think its better myself to lean forwards,
When smoking Soap Bar, because you are less likely to Blim-Burn,
You know what I mean?

Innit, check it out man! I got some quality fucking Gold-Seal for you, innit?

Shape up all those little bits of plastic what you find inside, right,
And then fucking stick them in a teapot,
Makes a lovely cup of tea, that does.

What I do, stick a fag in the microwave, right,
You toke it up, you sticks the Draw on top,
And you rams it in a bong and you rams the bong in your fucking head.

Yeah thats like my fucking lungs feel like,
Theyre fucking collapsing sometimes from the Soap Bar like,
You know?

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