Well I m fucked, it s half 2, I ve gotta get home
How we gonna get out of here man, What we gonna do
Let s call a Taxi

You know I ve had some of the best times of my life in a taxi cab
I ve had some good times in Star, I ve had some good times in Town taxis
But most of all I ve had the best times in Dragon Cars
Shirt and tie you knows it

I remember it well, first time it was swell
A lift in a taxi that didn t fuckin smell
The driver was safe, he ad a mobile phone
And he did a side wheelie when he dropped me off home
Handbrakes turns over the grass
Made my next door neighbour feel shit from her arse
They re too fuckin wicked, they always get me home
D-R-A to the G-O-N, you re in the fuckin zone
Some had cushions, others had ashtrays,
All in all those rides were the best days
Stopping at the spar or the 24 hour Safeway .

I ave to say it was a good day
I got in his taxi and I felt the vibe
So I asked was it busy tonight drive
He looked at me and saw the bloodshot eyes
So he passed me the splif and said enjoy the ride

Some cars is red, some cars is blue
My first dragon taxi ride was back in 82
It was fuckin great, I had four quid
And he took me back home and gave me 50p for the lid
Off the glue that I d be sniffing
In the back of a park with my mate who was tripping

GLC crew s the only way to travel
We do it in style just like Jimmy Saville

Some times at night when I m all alone
I crawl out of bed and pick up the phone
Just to hear the dragon switchboard, asking what I want
Cause it makes me feel safe asking for a drop off in Pont

One phone call was only the start of it
One phone call and now you re a part of it
Now you ve done it, Dragon s fixed it for you, and you and you (and you)

Stuck in traffic travelling through Pill
I look at people they make me fuckin ill
Safe inside my lovely Dragon taxi
On the way home to watch a good sexy

My taxi driver that was in the know
He Said he d pick me up if I gave him some blow
First of all he said he knew my brother
But then I found out it he was undercover
The police they took me down Main D
But they had to let me go coz I m in the GLC

Joe le Taxi, Cest sa vie
That s the way we doos it in the GLC

Some drivers have a laugh, some drivers don t talk much
Some of them are Asian and some of them are Dutch
To get me safely home, don t cost that much
And the heated leather seats are a luxury touch

There were five of us, but I couldn t see the fuss
Coz Dragons got a seven seater scum bus
With Banging tunes and leather seats
I pass the driver CD with the GLC beats

That ll be a fiver coz I m your taxi provider
Feeling like De Niro in fucking taxi driver
With Jodie Foster and Harvey Kietel,
I just done a drop off in fuckin Bayswell

When the taxi stops and we started to run
The Taxi driver pulls out a fuckin big gun
So I hits the floor till he s emptied his clip
And we had to have a wip round to err, get him a tip..alright

One phone call was only the start of it
One phone call and now you re a part of it
Now you ve done it, Dragon s fixed it for you, and you and you (and you)

Joe le Taxi, Cest sa vie
That s the way we doos it in the GLC
Joe le Taxi, Cest sa vie
That s the way we doos it in the GLC
I said

I see s it all from this taxi cab man
I see people having a laugh, I sees people beating on each other
I see s err late night shops with customers coming in and going out
I see s quite a lot really.
It s quite similar to the film taxi driver in a sense that er I feel I am cleaning the streets innit. You knows it.
Ere you are drive, put some vols on that Claart. Knows it.