You've always got your eye out for a place that you can hang
You're always on the lookout for a group to call a gang
Because the world is such a better place when people have your back
A crew can really make up for the things in life you lack

To face the world alone, you cannot bear it
If the varsity jacket fits, then I say wear it
Because if you hear the call, then you're better of at the mall
Shopping for your wolfpack
It's like they say: Now a baby got back

Since you were young you always wished you had a cool nickname
Just like those guys in Project X you're longing for the same
You know when you have picked your crew your friends will help you out
What better way to find out just what "cool" is all about?

Aisle 1-7: Graffiti, A bunch of toughs, Hare Krishna, Crusty punks, Vegan Power, Just plain "Straight", The Old School (they're from 1988) We're going shopping for a crew.