Can I scream, or maybe just talk
About the lives that we lead and the paths that we walk
There's a god for the sun and the sea
Monotheism isn't for me

So ask yourself: What would Zeus do?
A pagan life, it just might be for you

Don't you see that all faiths are one
But make the right choice and at least you'll have fun
It's time for us to take a stand
I say "F" the ineffable plan!