Let it fall down like a curtain on my brain with a one, two punch
I know I was an ass and I drank too much, my life''s a damn disgrace
Can''t even stand to get up in the morning and look at my peaked face

The toilet bowl is my best friend, it got handles on the side
Sees my face more than my rear end, that''s a fact I cannot hide
Circle-K burritos won''t keep that liquor down
I guess I''ll save my money and buy another round

Pile on the hangover just give it to me at once
Let it fall down like a curtain on my brain with a one, two punch
I know I was an ass and I drank too much, my life''s a damn disgrace
Can''t even stand to get up in the morning and look at my peaked face

I drank so much I thought I was God, it barely touched my teeth
I pissed so much my sword was hardly ever in it''s sheath
I look at girls and they look at me and then they turn away
I order up another shot and then you''ll hear me say

Pile on the hangover just give it to me at once
Let it fall down like a curtain on my brain with a one, two punch
I know I was an ass and I drank too much, my life''s a damn disgrace
Can''t even stand to get up in the morning and look at my peaked face

Betty Ford won''t talk to me, she says my life''s a waste
In the morning I''d agree with her, but my mouth is full of paste
I turned to God, He laughed at me, said "Hell''s to good for you"
Since I''ve got a special place, guess I''ll have another brew

Pile on the hangover just give it to me at once
Let it fall down like a curtain on my brain with a one, two punch
I know I was an ass and I drank too much, my life''s a damn disgrace
Can''t even stand to get up in the morning and look at my peaked face
Can''t even stand to get up in the morning and look at my peaked face