You could go back to school
We could rent a house out in Arizona
I hear they all have swimming pools
I''ve been working on a hybrid fertilizer
I hear it makes the lettuce big
I could get some cash down at Harry''s pawn shop
And you could get a singing gig

And we could buy a pitbull
And name him after Harry
And we could be famous
Then we''ll get married
Married

Well, baby doll, believe me when I say I''m sorry
I didn''t mean to take your share
But it seems that this is cut with so much baking soda
That it''s making me pull out my hair
I''ve been working on a toaster that can fry a lambchop
If I could get the wiring right
By Christmas time next year I''m gonna have a patent
And everything''ll be all right

And we could buy a pitbull
And name him after Harry
And we could be famous
Then we''ll get married
Married

Well, sweetness, do you think that we could have a yard sale?
All this dust is making my eyes sting
We could fix the brakes and with the extra money
I could buy a wedding ring
I''ve been working on a tractor that could lift a building
I''m gonna try it out tonight
I''m gonna lift that stinkin'' bank up and take all their money
You just stay right here, sit tight

And we could buy a pitbull
And name him after Harry
We could be famous
And then we''ll get married
Married

Honey, do you think that we could start all over?
You could go back to school