Kids have handguns, big black handguns,
Kids have handguns down at me.
Shotgun czar is a rock and roll star,
If you've got a handgun lay it down.

Kids automatic, instamatic,
Automatic, instamatic.
If you've got a handgun big and black,
Lay down handgun here.

Rat-tat-tat, body bag.
Rat-tat-tat, body bag.
Rat-tat-tat, body bag.
Rat-tat-tat, body bag.

I was looking down the barrels of a long one,
Wee! It's-a looking like some lead fun.
I m the eye of the neighbourhood,
Don! We need a saviour of good...

Don Quixote, Quixote.
Don Quixote, Quixote.
Don Quixote, Quixote.
Don Quixote, Quixote.

If you've got a handgun here,
Or if you've got a handgun there... you re dead.