You're a mean one, Mr. Grinch,
You really are a heel.
You're as cuddly as a cactus, you're so charming as an eel.
Mr. Grinch. You're a bad banana with a...
Greasy black peel.

You're a monster, Mr. Grinch,
Your heart's an empty hole.
Your brain is full of spiders, you've got garlic in your soul.
Mr. Grinch. I wouldn't touch you with a...
Thirty-nine and a half foot pole.

You're a foul one, Mr. Grinch,
You're a nasty, wasty skunk.
Your heart is full of unwashed (socks), your soul is full of gunk.
Mr. Grinch.

The three words that best describe you
Are as follows, and I quote: "Stink! Stink! Stink!"